Stranger than Fiction

Cris Elkins sent me this one:

First they came for Bert and Ernie
and I did not speak up because I was not a muppet.
Then they came for TinkyWinky
and I did not speak up because I was not a teletubby.
Then they came for SpongeBob SquarePants
and I did not speak up because I was not an underwater sea creature.
And now they have come for Buster...
and there is no one left to speak up for us!!!
-- Anonymous

Thanks to you, O moral crusaders, O avatars of justice, O defenders of Truth, for once again saving us from ourselves.