Stranger than Fiction

Cris Elkins sent me this one:

First they came for Bert and Ernie
and I did not speak up because I was not a muppet.
Then they came for TinkyWinky
and I did not speak up because I was not a teletubby.
Then they came for SpongeBob SquarePants
and I did not speak up because I was not an underwater sea creature.
And now they have come for Buster...
and there is no one left to speak up for us!!!
-- Anonymous

Thanks to you, O moral crusaders, O avatars of justice, O defenders of Truth, for once again saving us from ourselves.

Penguins Resist Ex-Gay Therapy

From the Herald Sun's Penguins Stay Fairy:

A German zoo's plans to tempt its gay penguins to go straight by importing more females has been declared a failure.

The female penguins were flown in especially from Sweden in an effort to encourage the Humboldt penguins at Bremerhaven Zoo to reproduce.

But the six homosexual birds showed no interest in their new companions and remained faithful to each other.

Zoo director Heike Kueck said: "The relationships were apparently too strong."

365gay.com reports:

The gay males were separated from their mates and one by one the females were introduced. The males pined for their mates until they were reunited.

Earlier, the German-Switzerland gay rights group, HOSI, protested the zoo's intervention, saying in a public statement:

We deeply resent the attempts to interfere in the natural homosexual instincts of these penguins that are obviously happy in their same-sex partnerships. We urge any further attempts to break up these happy couples to be abandoned. (source)

I'll be the first to admit, I'm probably over-identifying here, but living as a gay man in Virginia, I know just how those penguins must feel.

Related post: Chum-Guzzlers

Moving to Higher Ground

Wayne Besen on Virginia's recent flurry of proposed antigay legislation and the effects of the recently passed HB751 (aka the Marriage Affirmation Act):

The spectacle of grandstanding delegates tripping over one another to add a superfluous Constitutional Amendment is beyond political pandering - it's persecution. This heavy-handed overkill sends the message that gay people are not wanted - or even tolerated - in Virginia. As a result, many gay people are choosing to bring their talents and spend their tax dollars elsewhere.

For example, after the Marriage Affirmation Act was passed, Virginia Tech biology professor Lynn Adler left the school to work at the University of Massachusetts. In her letter to Virginia Tech's president, Adler said she was "sad and sorry" to be going, but the laws of Virginia made it too difficult to live in the state.

Another example is that of Fredericksburg-area couple Barbara and Tibby. Barbara, a therapist, and Tibby, a retired schoolteacher, have been together for 40-years and lived in Virginia for more than three decades. According to the Free Lance Star, in 2001, Barbara had a brain aneurysm. While she is still able to function, her long-term future is uncertain.

Thanks to Del. Marshall's Marriage Affirmation Act, the couple can't be sure that the legal contracts they once drew up will sufficiently protect Tibby if Barbara passes away. Although they would much rather stay in Virginia, they are moving to Maryland. (source)

And from The Virginia Progressive's Affirming Marriage:

Restricting the rights of same-sex couples does not "sanctify" nor does it "affirm" marriage. Loving relationships like Barbara and Tibby's make our state richer, happier and, yes, more moral. The day Barbara and Tibby leave will be a sad day, a sad indeed.

Suzanne Moe, an old friend of mine from Fredericksburg, has made a documentary about Barbara and Tibby. A screening of it might becoming to Manassas soon... I'll keep you posted.

More about the documentary: The Fredericksburg Freelance Star: Couples Forced to Leave

Official Documentary Site